I SENT THIS
TO MY CRUSH ON FB WITH NO CONTEXT LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS
ABORT MISSION THEY SAW IT ABORT ABORT
guys im so fucking nervous they havent replied and they’ve seen my second response what is hap penning
ever since i sent them this i havent received a single message i am afraid
ITS BEEN 4 DAYS AND MISSION IS SUCCESS.
THIS WAS THEIR RESPONSE.
I’ve begun silently fighting back against jerks on the subway who sit as spread out as possible. Basically I match your stance.
This guy was sitting on the train with his knees splayed and his hands on the seat to either side of him. So I slowly backed up into the seat next to him forcing him to either move his hand or have me sit on it. Then I spread my knees equally wide and stuck my elbows out just as far.
It’s amazing how uncomfortable this makes men.
Eventually he closed his knees more (so I closed mine.) The ladies across from me noticed this silent warfare and were slightly confused. When he finally got off the train and I sat like a “lady” they realized what I did and grinned at me.
Yep. This is my new thing to do on the subway.
ur a little rebel i like u
You know why most guys sit like that?
It’s a body language signal known as a “crotch display” and it’s used to show dominance/confidence.
This is why guys get uncomfortable when women do this, and also why women are told to sit “like a lady” - basically, without the crotch display. When women do it, they’re telling all the dudes that they’re either stronger or on equal standing with them.
So I say right on, ladies! Go for it.
I’ve always hated that. Especially when people tell you to ‘sit like a lady’. I mean what. Why can’t girls sit like that. It’s not like we have anything bulging out.
I mean I get that part in the whole context of body language but when you think of it in an etiquette mindset it makes more sense that guys should have to sit with their legs together. Because no one, and I do mean no one, wants to see that.
TRACK 15: REI’S SUFFERING (From the Free! Illustration Works CD)
OMG THIS TRACK IS TOO CUTE SO I TRANSLATED BECAUSE
(moaning)*mumbling in his sleep*
MAKOTO: That Rei…falling asleep after eating lunch
NAGISA: That’s right. You get food coma if you eat too much…
HARU: Then can he even go swimming after this? Instead, it’ll for sure wake him up…
MAKOTO: But that’s something that only Haru can do before entering water…
NAGISA: That’s right…
MAKOTO: In either case, we should probably wake Rei up…
NAGISA: Wait, Mako-chan, stop!
MAKOTO: What’s wrong, Nagisa?
MAKOTO: Uh…Nagisa…what do you plan to do with that magic marker in your hand?
HARU: He’s going to draw something on Rei’s face.
NAGISA: THAT’S RIGHT HARU-CHAN!
MAKOTO: Okay fine, I know I know, but you should still stop this!
NAGISA: It’s fine, it’s not a waterproof pen, so it’ll just wash off when he enters the water!
MAKOTO: Haru, please stop Nagisa!
HARU: Nagisa, stop.
NAGISA: It’s fine. I won’t get caught!
HARU: Well, if that’s the case then fine.
NAGISA: Okay, first let’s draw some whiskers…*giggles* Rei-chan is so cute! But hm…something is missing…OH I KNOW! Gotta draw a butterfly on his forehead…YES OKAY PERFECT!
REI: …..hm? Nagisa-kun?
NAGISA: AHH! REI-CHAN! UH GOOD MORNING!
REI: What are you…hiding…behind you?
NAGISA: It’s…it’s nothing! *whistles*
REI: Very suspicious…….OKAY SHOW ME NOW!
NAGISA: Ahh, don’t pull my arm, Rei-chan!
REI: A MAGIC MARKER? AH! NAGISA-KUN, DID YOU DRAW STUFF ON MY FACE?! MIRROR! WHERE’S A MIRROR?!?!
NAGISA: Ah, i’m sorry Rei-chan. But don’t worry! This is not a waterproof pen so uh….err….uh…Rei-chan.
REI: What is it?
NAGISA: Actually, it’s a permanent marker…!
if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing loudly about many different things just yell I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!
I DID THIS DURING OUR LANGUAGE ARTS DEBATE AND MY TEACHER SLOWLY GOT UP FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND WALKED BEHIND HER DESK AND THEN I GOT FREE CANDY FROM MY TEACHER
i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.
See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.